I would like to profess my love for when the above accident happens. Because sometimes I see onion rings and think "wow those would taste really great". And then after eating one, I'm like "ok that is plenty". So maybe instead of waiting for it to unintentionally happen, I will be that weirdo in the drive-thru who says "Can I have a medium fry and just put a single onion ring in, please."
Also let it be known to all that today is my half birthday. Six more months to live up my 20's. And then I've got 10 whole years to live up those awesome 30's.